Friday, March 6, 2009

The New Bail Out Mascot

the bail out mascot

Recently the U.S. Government has announced that it has created a new national symbol for the bail out plan as it very accurately represents the reality of our current situation.

The Condom

Its a cheap & easy fix, allows for inflation, halts production, destroys all hope for the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed in an unpleasing way by those above or behind you.

Should this bailout actually benefit my friends & family who are currently afflicted by unbearable amounts of stress and heartbreak due the the collapse of the "American Dream". I will happily rescind this entry with my most sincere apologies. Until then, at least this post may bring a little humor to these depressing times.

Here's to better days,

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HarHar, thats a good one E!

I hope to get bailed out too!